I hate my friends
lunaticphan: So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. Cry
sigoynerblod: OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK
zubat: Oh my god this is worth the 6 seconds
indiandaughter: i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me
This Ad Has a Secret Anti-Abuse Message That Only... →
coagulates: In an effort to provide abused children with a safe way to reach out for help, a Spanish organization called the Aid to Children and Adolescents at Risk Foundation, or ANAR for short, created an ad that displays a different message for adults and children at the same time. THIS IS AMAZING OMG
inquisitioned: There are people telling funny history stories and I wanted to tell my favorite! Okay, so. When Napoleon invaded Egypt, the Egyptians wanted to get in his good favor, so they sent along two teenage girls to him for him to use as he pleased. Napoleon was disgusted, because um, no, and he was madly in love with Josephine. So he sent them back. And, well, the Egyptian ministers must...
sexualbread: *smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend
the-song-of-sarcasm: I don’t understand the stereotype that a vast majority of Californians have blonde hair I mean, how does that work Do you think it rains hair dye here That’s just silly …It never rains here
latulapyrope: hey friends do u know what makes my day better baby quails!!!!!!!!!! i have a friggin folder w quail chick pictures for when im sad i mean look at them ITS SO TINY!!!!!!!!! this fricker has some cool hairdo right there i bet ur gonna get all the chicks when u grow up way to go buddy there friends i hope this managed to cheer u up if u happen to be sad????? have a...
the 5 stages of tumblr
stage 1: you will understand nothing, "wtf is this" will be a reoccurring thought
stage 2: once you kind of get the hang of it, you will be on constantly and obsess over followers, even though your blog is probably still shit
stage 3: probably the shortest of all the stages, you will get bored of tumblr for a while and go out in the "real world".
stage 4: you realize how addicting tumblr really is and how foolish you were to believe you could just leave
stage 5: tumblr becomes your life support. this stage never ends.