peter-s-rogers: anderstan: anderstan: anderstan: i just opened a bottle of cock and it exploded all over me and my laptop hahahajljl4kr3kjehfd COKE STOP REBLOGGING THIS BEFORE I EAT ALL OF YOU
anhunanol: Be careful with that blogging people might think you’re to something
cabradine: cakeballseverpee: Do colors have fandoms Can I be like ughh purple is so awesome I totally ship it with turquoise I ship Purquoise. I even drew some smut for it (NSFW):
littlebaloo: padfootmagic: stop scrolling look its a banana wearing a hat okay keep scrolling I find this appealing
causbelli: pantskitton: spains-a-total-uke: When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT OH...
iamsherlocked890: Monday: Tuesday: Wednesday: Thursday: Friday: Saturday: Sunday:
smallish-giraffe: How to freak someone out. Step one. Pick a random stranger on the street. Preferably somebody who is walking towards you. Step two. As you pass them, lean close and whisper “Wake up.” Step three. This is crucial: don’t look back. They will probably turn around and look for you, so don’t make any signs that you did something. Bonus: all have a bunch of people do this to the...
acurlyheadedman: Six websites I go to when I am upset: 1) When I am disgruntled 2) When I need a quiet place 3) When I want everything to be okay 4) When I need a hug 5) Just click this. 6) When I need to calm down.
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astudyintrenchcoats: albel-is-mine: my past self is incredibly stupid And that is why I never proof read.
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