August 2012
172 posts
joancusack:
ive literally asked like a hundred boys what a boner feels like and nobody will tell me do they not really exist is this a conspiracy
jzul:
satans-testicle:
You’re human, you made a human mistake. You did a terrible thing, it doesn’t mean you’re a terrible person.
words of wisdom from satans testicle
69daysofstylinson:
friends who discuss gay porn together stay together
i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean I’m nice i like people its just that i hate people
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Me after every conversation: why the fuck did I say that
July 2012
254 posts
Watchtherararasputin:
dreamingstarkly:
littlefuckinglesbian:
theycallmejayy:
lovhers:
new favorite thing on tumblr
Words cannot explain… JUST CLICK PLAY
haa
WAT IS THIIIS
oh my god that was brilliant
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Watch
teacupbeagle:
why wouldn’t you want to be an otter though
Hey Theodore Roosevelt, remember that time someone...
valeria2067:
dux-bellorum:
chainerstorment:
alexandraplumpkin:
furnweh:
Theodore Roosevelt, October 27, 1858 – January 6, 1919
“Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight.”
Original Badass.
All of our presidents combined can’t add up to how much of a badass he was.
TR Appreciation Post ‘12
Not to mention he was an attractive...
Watchvideohall:
Some awesome life hacks, that actually is useful
What Has Happened Since New York Legalized Gay... →
demondetoxmanual:
words-are-loaded-pistols:
mybelovedcheshire:
Literally sobbing at the beautiful.
tears. happy tears. i’m just really happy for everyone. <333
Watchdorothy-cotton:
indifferent fishing boats in amateur porn
my favorite part about grocery shopping is looking...
eyelashes-chan:
all these creatively named generic brands
~*cocoa peanut butter spheres~* getting really fancy here
did they kawaiily pull out a thesaurus or something
they already used the word “crispy” for “crispy rice” so they’re taking away the “y”
can’t have repeating words in cereal names now can we
getting really competitive with the prices too, i see
corn
uh
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mpregbert:
if you ever feel sad just remember the fairy odd parents had canon mpreg
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Watchmabels-sweater-whore:
the-impulsekids:
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:
OH GOOD SWEET MOTHER OF GOD
IT’S BACK, IT’S BACK
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK FOR SO LONG OMFG
I dont even care if this doesn’t match my type of blog, I’m reblogging it! I love it so much ahahaha
praise jesus its back
I FEEL LIKE I’VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE TO SEE THIS AGAIN
bless this post
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Watchvideohall:
Husband pranks wife while driving down highway
