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jzul: satans-testicle: You’re human, you made a human mistake. You did a terrible thing, it doesn’t mean you’re a terrible person. words of wisdom from satans testicle
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i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean I’m nice i like people its just that i hate people
Me after every conversation: why the fuck did I say that
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teacupbeagle: why wouldn’t you want to be an otter though
Hey Theodore Roosevelt, remember that time someone...
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my favorite part about grocery shopping is looking...
eyelashes-chan: all these creatively named generic brands ~*cocoa peanut butter spheres~* getting really fancy here did they kawaiily pull out a thesaurus or something they already used the word “crispy” for “crispy rice” so they’re taking away the “y” can’t have repeating words in cereal names now can we getting really competitive with the prices too, i see corn uh ...
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